I might have super powers, it seems that I zap everything I touch! Watch out universe, ka-pow!
(As a scientist, I couldn't let it go at 'it's just static', so I tested different floor types, different rooms, touching different objects, wearing different shoes and observing the humidity. It seems low humidity and being in my workplace regardless of other factors causes it to happen, so it must be excess energy being generated from using my brain all day. It's the only hypothesis that fits the data.)
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